The Erdös number is the only bibliometric parameter mathematicians really care about, as shown in this cartoon. Mine is documented here.

Here are some items I produced for various occasions, maybe good for a smile or two.

• A cartoon of an early bard of quantum mechanics.
• An artitsts anticipation of quantum mechanics, especially the P-Q exchange symmetry.
• A divine view of quantum field theory
• An anagrammatic "poem" on the word "teleportation"
• A web page for the Institute of Holistic Computer Wellness, done together with CH Bennett.

• More of Bennett's special web sites
• The complete blueprints and operating instructions for an infallible computer.